Pseudonymous Bosch

8 children’s books by the writer

Pseudonymous Bosch is a pseudonym, or as he would prefer to call it (because he is very pretentious), a nom de plume. Unfortunately, for reasons he cannot disclose, but which should be obvious to anyone foolhardy enough to read this book, he cannot tell you his real name. But he admits to a deep-seated fear of mayonnaise.

10+ years

Bad Magic

Pseudonymous Bosch

Bad Magic

This book is incredibly BAD. It does not contain MAGIC. Or a strange ghost girl. Or spontaneous combustion. Or Spanish-speaking llamas. It's just an ordinary tale of a boy going to summer camp on a desert island. Nothing EXCITING ...

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9+ years

This Isn't What it Looks Like

Pseudonymous Bosch

This Isn't What it Looks Like

The utterly gripping fourth fantastic book in the "Secret" series in which Cass's mind has been transported back to Medieval England after she dared to taste the Midnight Sun's deadly chocolate. She must seek out her ancient ancestor ...

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9+ years

You Have to Stop This

Pseudonymous Bosch

You Have to Stop This

The fifth and final fantastical adventure in the 'Secret' series in which Cass, Max-Ernest and Yo-Yoji are accused of stealing a very-valuable-and-not-to-be-touched ancient Egyptian mummy from the local museum. They are determined to clear their names, but after getting accidentally ...

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9+ years

The Name of This Book is Secret

Pseudonymous Bosch

The Name of This Book is Secret

When intrepid friends Cass and Max-Ernest set out to discover the history behind the mysterious Symphony of Smells, they become embroiled in an experiment to discover the secret of eternal youth. Together they must come up with a plan to ...

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9+ years

This Book is Not Good for You

Pseudonymous Bosch

This Book is Not Good for You

For those foolish enough to have read The Name of this Book is Secret and too foolhardy to have turned away from If You're Reading This, It's Too Late, the third book in the series is best avoided ...

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9+ years

If You're Reading This, it's Too Late

Pseudonymous Bosch

If You're Reading This, it's Too Late

If you didn't read The Name of This Book is SECRET, then this is another book you should definitely NOT read. No, really. There's a terrible monster grown in a lab, a strange carved ball that sings of ...

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10+ years

Bad Luck

Pseudonymous Bosch

Bad Luck

Reader, beware! This is a BAD book. A VERY BAD book that will bring you nothing but BAD LUCK. Luckily no one would want to read it as it is extremely BORING and contains NO ADVENTURE whatsoever. No magic. No ...

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9+ years

The Name Of This Book Is Secret

Pseudonymous Bosch

The Name Of This Book Is Secret

When intrepid investigators Cass and Max-Ernest set out to discover the history of the mysterious Symphony of Smells, they become embroiled in a dastardly experiment involving kidnapped children and the secret of eternal youth. Together they must come up with ...

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